Ten Things I Really Said — Toddler Edition

I realize that November is the month of gratitude (and mustaches) and really, two of the things I'm most grateful for are my demon offsprings sweet children. They are the lights of my life and I can't imagine NOT having them.

However, prior to having children I would never have imagined the things that I say on a daily basis. This morning Little Missy took things to a whole new level. So as a mini-Unqualified Opinion gratitude gift, I present "Ten Things I Really Said Within a 20 Minute Period — Toddler Edition"

I'm sure there are more editions to come . . .